Critical Mass

Nope, it's not a Middle Eastern honor killing, an 8 year sexual enslavement, or even being constrained, barefoot and pregnant, to the kitchen.  From Reuters Entertainment:

"Tyra Banks was beyond beautiful but her back was like the Nile River," [Joan] Rivers said. "Everybody was sweating it was so awful. It was the cruelest thing they could do to any woman."

 What?!?  And people wonder if Hollywood's views align with the rest of the world's.  Also from the story:

Rivers said the heat really didn't bother her if taking the long view. "My career is such a lucky career -- somewhere in a previous life I washed lepers' feet. I bet the lepers were in Manolo Blahniks (expensive designer shoes)."

I guess being from a Red State makes me too dumb to know what Joan Rivers even means with that comment.